Candle Burner Gifts

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

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Punt Cake

Edison: The Early Years,

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candles on Drum

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candlelight