Candle Blower Gifts

Birthday cake

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Romantic Glass Blower

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Candlelight

Fish Food

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candles on Drum

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Alpine Pipe

"We could start a band."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

The Invention of the Tea Light

Sousaphone Player