Candle Blower Gifts

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Birthday cake

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Romantic Glass Blower

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'They speak fish!'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

God Creating the Universe...

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candlelight

Fish Food

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Candles on Drum

Alpine Pipe

"We could start a band."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A drum covered in candles

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.