Candles Gifts

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'Bob, you gotta slow down. This burning at both ends is gonna kill you!'

Elwin makes good use of his extraordinary abundance of earwax / A man has made candles from his earwax on his ears using them to read a book

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Ye Old Candle Shop:Help Wanted - Must Work Wick Ends

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Someone is using those at-home do-it-yourself waxing kits."

"Power outages are fun because they feel like camping inside of social anarchy."

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

Candles on a piano

Candlelight carol

'I'm going out tonight!'

How Self-Igniting Candles Work..

'Next time, don't put all the candles on daddy's birthday cake.'

'Your boyfriend sure is hot...maybe a little too hot.'

'Don't look. You'll burn your eyes out.'

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'I'm afraid there's no shift working....However, we do offer 'wick-end work!'

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

"Scented torches? Do I look like a King who'd want scented torches?"

"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

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"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."