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Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

'Bob, you gotta slow down. This burning at both ends is gonna kill you!'

Elwin makes good use of his extraordinary abundance of earwax / A man has made candles from his earwax on his ears using them to read a book

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Ye Old Candle Shop:Help Wanted - Must Work Wick Ends

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

Candle Powered Lightbulb

'I'm going out tonight!'

"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

"Scented torches? Do I look like a King who'd want scented torches?"

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'I'm afraid there's no shift working....However, we do offer 'wick-end work!'

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'Next time, don't put all the candles on daddy's birthday cake.'

Hurricane power outages

"According to new health and safety rules, you need to have a fire fighter present when you light this many candles."

By candlelight...

Man lighting ceiling candle

Getting on your wick.

Candles on a piano

That bloke gets on my wick...

Candlelight carol

Candle

"I hope those candles are 'energy efficient'."