Candle Creator T-Shirts

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Candlelight

Candles on Drum

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Your candle has gone out."

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