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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Candle Moment

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Your candle has gone out."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Candles on Drum

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1