Candle Creator Mugs

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"Your candle has gone out."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candle Size

Candlelight

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candles on Drum

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1