Candlemaking Mugs

"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

Candles on Drum

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Building a gingerbread house

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"