Candlemaker T-Shirts

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Game changing

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Human Rights for All

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Grandfather Clock

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Grandfather Clock

"You're late."

Nocturne

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'It's my biological clock.'

"Your candle has gone out."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Keeping Time

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'