Lighting Candles Gifts

In the bleak midwinter

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candles on Drum

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candle Size

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candlelight