Candlelight Philosopher Gifts

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"The overthinker"

Hildegard von Bingen

'Your night writing book, madam.'

The Fuse

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Nocturne

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Candlelight

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."