Law Lighter Pillows

"But doesn't regulation 986B, part 89Q specifically state that you can't throw regulations out of the window?"

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Intellectual Property

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady Justice.

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Beware of the Legislation