Law Lighter Gifts

"But doesn't regulation 986B, part 89Q specifically state that you can't throw regulations out of the window?"

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Intellectual Property

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Lady Justice.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Arrogant junior barrister

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"