Law Keeper Gifts

'Couldn't you forget your job just for one day!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ours is not a creative clan."

I love my Timpani

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Michael Jackson

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Mother's Love

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Ginger Baker.

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

The Drummer

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'