Justice Keeper Gifts

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Government a la Carte

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Now that's a win."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Arizona In Black

Truth

MLK

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'