Justice Warriors Gifts

"No, it's still perjury, we don't make exceptions for 'white lies'."

"You don't have any money, power or influence, do you? Hold on, I need to get my other scales."

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

Fun with Fascism

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

$1,000,000

RIkers

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Lawyers Touting for Asylum Seekers.

"The allegations against my client have been devastating your honour, they've completely turned his life upside down."

"You'll be offered a generous severance package and, given your questionable business practices, enrollment in our corporate witness protection program."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Great Leap Forward

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Telekinetics on strike...

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Human Rights for All

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Old administration and torture.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"Repeat after me..."