Justice Champions Gifts

Play It Safe

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Human rights

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Mou...Man trap!

Human Rights for All

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

Flag bearers

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Old administration and torture.

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'