Justice Champion Gifts

Workplace bullying.

Human rights

'The defendant - is he rich or poor?'

The human rights tribunal

'I believe in truth and justice, but I have good lawyers just in case.'

Animal and Human Rights

"... Keep your eyes on the prize." John Lewis, 1940-2020

Barrett - rushed majority

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Moulting"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Yawning barristers in court

Violent Crime Statistics

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."