Justice Challenger Gifts

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Stop and Birch

Human rights

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Choice hellhole

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'Confusionism'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Law 'N' Order