Justice Fighter Gifts

Lady Liberty Passing the Torch

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Human rights

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Yawning barristers in court

Violent Crime Statistics

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'