Justice Warrior Gifts

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

Civil and In-Civil Court

Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?

'The demeanor of this judicial panel doesn't bode well for your appeal.'

Judicial system should not be judged by past performance.

In A Just World

The Manipulation of Justice

'I won't advise it, but you do have the right to remain silent.'

"Benson, we have reason to believe you are the whistleblower."

Immigration reform.

Whistle blower...

"Objection."

"I knew the suspect was lying because of certain telltale discrepancies between his voice and non verbal gestures. Also his pants were on fire."

"Good news we're appealing your second life sentence"

"Okay - fair is fair...you can help select judges - pick one."

'We finally reached a verdict.'

Jeremy Bentham

Vote for women...

'Yes, they are very accomplished attorneys. They know how to read between the lies.'

The Scales of Justice

Mannequin's Rights.

"The plea bargain agreement is you plead guilty and charges against my next two clients will be dropped."

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

Lawyer's in-out boxes say 'pro bono' and 'anti bono.'

'I'm serving an extra sentence from a mock jury.'

"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."

'Don't stop that thief!'

'My rights were violated...I never got to hold a press conference.'

Barr's Pursuit of Justice.

Justice Imbalance

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'