Justice Warrior Mugs

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

Civil and In-Civil Court

Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?

'The demeanor of this judicial panel doesn't bode well for your appeal.'

Judicial system should not be judged by past performance.

The Manipulation of Justice

In A Just World

"Benson, we have reason to believe you are the whistleblower."

'I won't advise it, but you do have the right to remain silent.'

Immigration reform.

Whistle blower...

"I knew the suspect was lying because of certain telltale discrepancies between his voice and non verbal gestures. Also his pants were on fire."

'We finally reached a verdict.'

"Good news we're appealing your second life sentence"

"Okay - fair is fair...you can help select judges - pick one."

"Objection."

Vote for women...

'Yes, they are very accomplished attorneys. They know how to read between the lies.'

Jeremy Bentham

The Scales of Justice

'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'

'I'm serving an extra sentence from a mock jury.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"Hey, you! Where is my money? What kind of for-profit prison is this, anyway?"

'The fine for your speeding ticket $100, court fees $70...'

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'My rights were violated...I never got to hold a press conference.'

'Why did you go for crime when there are so many other ways to be dishonest that are legal?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"The plea bargain agreement is you plead guilty and charges against my next two clients will be dropped."

'You have been found guilty of being young, drunk, and stupid....'

Mannequin's Rights.