Justice Fighter Mugs

Lady Liberty Passing the Torch

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Stop and Birch

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"#notguilty."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Human rights

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Yawning barristers in court

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."