Justice Warriors Prints

"No, it's still perjury, we don't make exceptions for 'white lies'."

"You don't have any money, power or influence, do you? Hold on, I need to get my other scales."

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

RIkers

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Lawyers Touting for Asylum Seekers.

"The allegations against my client have been devastating your honour, they've completely turned his life upside down."

"You'll be offered a generous severance package and, given your questionable business practices, enrollment in our corporate witness protection program."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Telekinetics on strike...

Human Rights for All

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"Repeat after me..."

Women's day - 'work'

Old administration and torture.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'