Journal Keeper Gifts

The world on lockdown

'I'm writing an autobiography.'

'What's taking him so long?'

'Diary of a mad hoarder. Day one...'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

The Diary

"The King suggests trying a gratitude journal."

Dear Diary, If I may allude to a remark I made yesterday, and paraphrase something I said the day before, and directly quote myself from the day before that, my life is in a rut.

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Dear diary, stayed in again today...'

Dear Dairy

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Alien Diary

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Professional woman in pub

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

Records?

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Lost Diary'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.