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"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Arizona In Black

MLK

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'