Law Keepers Gifts

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Mother's Love

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Small Clams Court

Mr Pickwick and Sam in the Attorney's Office

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'That's where we at the fine print.'

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."