Law Keepers Prints

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Mother's Love

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Small Clams Court

Mr Pickwick and Sam in the Attorney's Office

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'That's where we at the fine print.'

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

Mr. Guppy's Desolation

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'