Journal Keepers Prints

"Well, yes. Diaries are often published. But they're usually written by interesting people."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Professional woman in pub

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

Biological alarm clock!

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Happy Anniversary!

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

'Boy, that brings back memories.'