Leash Law Breaker Pillows

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Humans are strange."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

A child and his dog

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."