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"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

A child and his dog

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

Dog.

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'