Leash Liberators T-Shirts

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Morning!"

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'