Leash Liberators Pillows

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Hang Time Fido

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Morning!"

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'Yes, I got it all.'