Leash Lover Pillows

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"His he still pulling on his leash?"

"Morning!"

Hang Time Fido

"Walk's don't do it for me anymore."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"It's alright, he's just being friendly."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'