Leash Law Lover Pillows

"Is your dog friendly?!"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Humans are strange."

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Dog with Anchor Lead

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Upholding the Law

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

Clarence Thomas