Leash Law Lover Pillows

"Is your dog friendly?!"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

"Humans are strange."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stop and Birch

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Upholding the Law

Clarence Thomas

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'