Leash Aficionado Pillows

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Hang Time Fido

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Self-walking dog

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Morning!"