Leash Aficionado Pillows

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Self-walking dog

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'