"Is your dog friendly?!"
Leash Law Lover Gifts
If you're shopping for someone who cares deeply about leash laws and responsible pet ownership, our collection offers humorous and heartfelt gifts. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find unique items that showcase their dedication to keeping dogs safe and well-behaved on walks. These creative products make thoughtful gifts for dog lovers who champion leash laws, combining humor with a touch of pet advocacy. Ideal for birthdays, pet adoption celebrations, or just because, these items are sure to bring smiles and spark conversations.
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"What you call tricks I call humiliations."
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
"Lucky, I Said Heel!"
People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .
'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
"#notguilty."
"Humans are strange."
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
Stop and Birch
'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'
Dog with Anchor Lead
"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"
Intellectual Property
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."
A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
Arrogant junior barrister
'I'm here waiting appeals.'
"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."
So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.
"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."
"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"
"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."
Upholding the Law
Clarence Thomas
Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
Leash Law Lover Gifts Collection
Leash Law Lover Mugs
Explore our range of mugs dedicated to leash law lovers—funny, thoughtful designs that celebrate responsible dog ownership.
Leash Law Lover Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that honor leash laws and responsible pet ownership—perfect for gift-giving or personal use.
Leash Law Lover Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase the importance of leash laws—fun, vibrant art for every dog lover’s home.
Leash Law Lover T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts for leash law enthusiasts—lighthearted, witty messages that show their commitment to pet safety and responsible walking.