Leash Enthusiast Gifts

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

The disadvantages of working from home

Walking the Dog.

Walk the dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Again, I remind you, Master is old and frail, so, no pulling on the lead when we go for a walk with him: he could fall..."

"Oops sorry. He's actually really sweet."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Self-walking dog

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."