Leash Lovers Gifts

"I used to be a dog-walker."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Self-walking dog

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Hang Time Fido

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'