Leash-lover Laughs Gifts

Bitchbark Canoe

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Cattery and kennels

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'