Leash Legend Gifts

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

Self-walking dog

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Morning!"