Leash Legend Gifts

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Hang Time Fido

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Self-walking dog

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Morning!"