Leash-lover Laughs Mugs

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

Bitchbark Canoe

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

Cattery and kennels

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'