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Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A child and his dog

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Dog Teenagers

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Hang Time Fido

Cattery and kennels

"Morning!"

"You sure you've done this before."

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Dog.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"What?"

If I don't, he'll just wander off.