Lifted Leash Laughs Pillows

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A child and his dog

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Dog Teenagers

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Hang Time Fido

Cattery and kennels

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Morning!"

Dog.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"You sure you've done this before."

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"What?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'