Laughing Lifts Pillows

"You sure you've done this before."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Hypnotoon

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'