Laugh Maker Pillows

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

When clowns are hunting.

King and Jester

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'