Laugh Maker Mugs

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"This stool shall pass."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

When clowns are hunting.

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

King and Jester

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Hypnotoon

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Nana!'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"