Laughing Lifts Gifts

"You sure you've done this before."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'Nana!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"You came up in therapy today."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."