Laughing Fit Gifts

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'Nana!'

"You came up in therapy today."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'You'll grow into it!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

MD. We fixed your leg. It

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"