Laughing Fit Pillows

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Hypnotoon

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'You'll grow into it!'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

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